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chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:05:25 -0400

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

brichibi: untitled-titles: i want to cry He tried so hard....

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:02:44 -0400

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn’t even matter.

me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:18:55 -0400

me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:

floral-prince: closetaffairs: bigcoolscorner: Rocky once...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:17:15 -0400

floral-prince:

closetaffairs:

bigcoolscorner:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER

this picture made all of my problems go away

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lucy-is-sorry: gilly-birdbirdbird: lost-in-theclouds: sththato...

Sun, 05 May 2013 10:36:01 -0400

lucy-is-sorry:

gilly-birdbirdbird:

lost-in-theclouds:

sththatoncemadeyousmile:

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

forever reblog

Oh. Fuck.

I’m actually scared of how relaxed I felt

Whoa..

These things calm me so much it’s scary

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hippiesispunkz: ☯

Wed, 01 May 2013 13:10:52 -0400

hippiesispunkz:

☯

ariaclemente: Nope

Wed, 01 May 2013 13:10:49 -0400

ariaclemente:

Nope

perfectionist-confessions: I need a break. From you. Just for the day. I need to be still in my...

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:30:02 -0400

perfectionist-confessions:

I need a break. From you. Just for the day. I need to be still in my thoughts and peaceful. I need to be alone. Or with other friends. I’m not leaving you. I just need some space.

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 08:27:32 -0400

neverlandconfessions: I love the face Peter pulls at Wendy when...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 08:27:25 -0400

neverlandconfessions:

I love the face Peter pulls at Wendy when they’re on the pink cloud and she knows so much about the boat. He looks as if he already is in love.

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silenced-ocean: thepointlessurl: braydaaan: needed the word...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 15:36:36 -0400

silenced-ocean:

thepointlessurl:

braydaaan:

needed the word ‘why’ flying around on my blog

why

why why why

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